The Anti Ode to the McRib

The McRib is a sandwhich that comes and goes,

I thinks it's all just a ploy to make it seem better than it really is,

The way it makes you feel after you eat is on the toilet with something that flows.

It is just too easy to dis.

It's shaped like a real rib,

With a bun, onions, pickels and some barbeque sauce,

It has all the features of something great.

But it's smell let's you now that is just a fib.

Paul loves this sandwich and that makes me a little cross.

But it wont stop my love for him cause what brought us togheter was fate.